Cafeoutdoors.com: If you lose your job in this crisis, but have a house....

I will pay you to take my twin 20 year old daughters in.

Their college has cancelled classes for the year and they have no place to stay. They will need wifi access for online classes.

When they left here, 2 years ago, they were fully functional and could operate most household appliances and were on a chore schedule. As it stands, I'm not sure they can even run a blender, much less pick up after themselves. Laundry, dish washing, and dusting are out of the question. I can't be certain they know what a dresser or closet is for.

A deaf person would be ideal. If your hearing is not impaired I require that you have no firearms in the house that could be used against them.

They have their own transportation. I bought both of them a jeep upon high school graduation. It was a promise I made if they got straight A's. Admittedly, I thought they were too dumb to pull it off. I'll eat that one.

It's possible they can provide babysitting duties for your children......but you're on your own on that one. They brought hamsters home from science class in the 6th grade to take care of........yeah.

I will pay $1200.00 per month if you take one, and $65,000 if you take both of them. So far they do not seem to be coronavirus carriers, but we are hopeful.

Thank you.

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"The Irish are one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever." - Sigmund Freud

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